I'm genuinely repentant and apologetic that you did not take to
my previous manner of speech, I hope it does not tarnish my image
as well as your impression of me. If it pleases you, I shall adhere
to a higher standard of English.

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Bcc: [email protected]
Subject: RE: Imadequate manner of speech
Date: Sun, 1 Mar 2008 22:48:58 +0800
Congratulations. The mangement has approved your letter of
apology due to the utmost sincerity felt from the letter. In
addition, the mangement would like to award you with 10 years bonus
and the Employee of the Century award.
We hope that your tremendous improvement in the command of the
English language will be an exemplary example to your fellow
colleauges.
Best regards,
TrixCereals
Lurker
Singles Club